Sunday, October 28, 2012
The Most Important Election Ever, in History, and the World, and Space
It only seems like last year that Booth Gardner was standing on his podium demanding that Mr. Gorbachev tear down that wall, and yet here we are at another Governor election. I would assume by this point everyone is clear on the issues and the ideas the candidates plan on implementing, but I know the truth... No one gives a shit. So let's highlight a few topics here that are really in the hearts of the voters.
Rob McKenna Jay Inslee
Never been to Woodland Park Zoo Never been to Zoolights
Thinks Ashton is better on Two and a Half Men Sheen, likes the original
Doesn't care for Apollo Ono's soul patch Beat Megan Quann in
a backstoke race
Once ate a spotted owl for survival Doesn't believe in bald eagles
Total ski bum Scared to drive over the pass
Applebee's Olive Garden
Sleeps till noon on Saturdays Goes to bed at noon
This should help clear up any questions you had about the candidates. And be sure to get out there and vote, because if you don't, no one will win...Or someone will still win, I guess it doesn't matter.