Monday, October 27, 2014

"The Sounders are dumb," say Washingtonians

We asked you how much you like salmon, and you told us the Sounders are dumb...and I'm pretty sure it's scientific...wait...maybe I mean science-riffic? It's one of those two...

Go stupid, Sounders!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Percy Harvin Exposed in Bizarre Seahawk Cheating Scandal

Seattle WA,

The Seahawks traded away one of teams top talents as rumors began to circulate about a behind the scenes real life soap opera taking place. Kent Phillips of Star101.5 broke the story after hearing of a locker room brawl between Percy Harvin and former teammate and roommate Golden Tate. Seahawk mascot Blitz was seen storming out of the locker room shortly after.