Fin whale attempts to pick up stakes and move to a better life in Washington state...fails...dies...just like you would

 

Maybe you are considering taking that offer from your company and moving your family to the Pacific Northwest. Maybe you've heard of the legendary natural beauty, the amazing selection of banh-mi sandwiches...or maybe you're just fascinated by the idea of drinkable tap water...

Well stop right there, Mr. and Mrs. Fancypants, non-gluten eating, east-coaster. You should stay right where you are.

If a 50 ton whale can't hack it here, what chance do you have? And if you fail, Washingtonians will line up around the block to take picture of other locals taking pictures of themselves and tweeting about your dead carcass. 

Stay away. You've been warned... 

 - Clambaker

Mercer Island residents enraged by possible I-90 tolls...all other Washingtonians prepare world's smallest violin...

Mercer Island, WA. 

Mercer Island residents are once again up in arms over the perceived mistreatment and hardships imposed upon them by their volvo-less neighbors.

"If it is not one thing, it is, of course, another," said Mercer Island resident Duke Channing Charles McChannington III. "With what tax will they assail us next, I wonder? A monocle tax? Well there is little chance I will give them any of my hard-earned gold bullion bars for that, I can assure you," he chortled through his well-oiled mustache.

Mercer Island resident Sean Perryman (real Mercer Island resident) shares Duke McChannington's concern.

"If it's tolled then I don't know, I think I'm going to be stranded here for a little while," he said. (He actually said that).

"Whoopiddydoo!!," exclaimed every single non-Mercer Island resident of Washington. "Stay there!," they added.

 - Clambaker

SEA...HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!

Happier Than a Coho on The Other Side of The Ladder

No Low Ballers

Here is a very cute beaded Seahawks necklace for serious buyers only . It can be yours for only $250 or $200. Because they normally are sold for $300, $250 is an excellent price for this piece of jewelry  from the (253)  

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/jwl/3523071811.html

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