Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Talking rabbit discovered in Magnolia
I suppose animals can read. They don't read this blog though. The humor goes right over their head............WHOOSH! (That's the sound it makes going over their head) Bye bye humor! You'll never come back!
It's too complicated for them. If you haven't laughed yet, it's probably too complicated for you too. Come to think of it, why are you even here? You're such a stick in the mud. HAHA! You're such a stick in the mud, you dumdum!
Wait! Don't go, dumdum! I have a question for you!
Would you want to adopt a rabbit?
What if I told you that his name is "Fuzzy?"
What if I told you he is an old, elderly rabbit?
What if I told you he's deaf?
What if I told you he eats Italian parsley?
What if I told you that he's very easily startled?
What if I told you HE'S A MOTHER FUCKING TALKING RABBIT!!!!!!!!!